Chatbots have come a long way from just answering simple queries; now, they can entertain, make us laugh, and even give hilariously vague responses based on the personality of the chatbot.
If you’re interacting with our Ask a Character app, where you can chat with characters like politicians, tech support agents, and PR spokespersons, you’re in for some comedic moments.
To get the most out of your chatbot experience, we’ve compiled the Top 10 Funniest Questions to Ask a Chatbot Character that are guaranteed to bring a smile (or a confused look) to your face.
1. “What’s the best way to win an argument with a politician?”
If you ask this to the Politician character, prepare for a response filled with non-answers, lots of words, and zero resolutions. They’ll probably talk about “addressing the issue on both sides” without ever really taking a stand.
2. “My Wi-Fi isn’t working, should I just move to the mountains?”
This is perfect for the Tech Support character. Expect them to suggest an absurdly complicated solution like “reconfiguring your DNS cache” while avoiding the real issue entirely. They might even suggest a factory reset on your router — for the mountains, of course!
3. “What do I tell my boss if I accidentally emailed a cat meme to the whole company?”
Ask this to the PR Spokesperson character, and they’ll probably spin it as a “strategic communication plan” or “creative engagement tactic.” They’ll definitely assure you that the company is “moving forward stronger” thanks to your “innovative approach.”
4. “How do I lose 10 pounds by eating pizza every day?”
If you ask the Personal Trainer character, you might get a motivational answer about “visualizing success” and “staying consistent.” They’ll probably avoid telling you to skip the pizza but instead focus on “mindset.”
5. “Can you give me a clear explanation of quantum physics in 5 words?”
This is a great one for the Tech Guru character. Prepare to be overwhelmed with jargon like “neural networks,” “quantum entanglement,” and “AI-driven blockchain” while still not having a clue what they’re talking about.
6. “What’s the best way to impress someone on a date?”
The Life Coach character will give you lots of vague advice about “being your true self” and “embracing the universe’s plan,” but they’ll likely leave you with no actionable steps on how to actually impress your date.
7. “If I ask for a raise, will the universe support me?”
Throw this one at the Astrologer character and be prepared for a lot of talk about the stars aligning, Mercury’s retrograde, and cosmic energy. But don’t expect any clear answer on whether or not you’ll actually get that raise.
8. “What’s the meaning of life?”
This classic question becomes even funnier when directed at the Professor character. You’ll likely get a long-winded explanation involving 18th-century philosophers or obscure theories, without actually answering the question.
9. “How do I delete all my emails forever and avoid adulting?”
The Corporate Lawyer character will probably cite a lot of legal jargon about “fiduciary responsibility” and “document retention policies.” They’ll make it sound like deleting your emails requires a Supreme Court ruling.
10. “Should I adopt 50 cats or get a parrot instead?”
The Customer Service character will likely empathize with your dilemma, and assure you that both are great options, but avoid giving you any actual advice. They might escalate the issue to “the appropriate team” who will never get back to you.
These funny questions are just the beginning of the endless fun you can have with Ask a Character. Each character is designed to give responses that reflect their profession, adding humor to every interaction. So go ahead — ask a quirky question and see what hilarious, non-committal answer you’ll get!